it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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