By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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