STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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