Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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