There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
