I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I currently don't understand fingers.
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