I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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