Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Come on in and take your pants off
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