I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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