You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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