I hate all girls vehemently.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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