We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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