My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he shaved USA in his pubs
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The Olympian is in my bed
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
