i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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