You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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