i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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