I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
