how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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