i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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