Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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