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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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