Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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