So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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