We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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