ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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