sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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