He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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