Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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