Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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