Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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