This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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