We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
two words...techno handjob
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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