no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he thought i was a dude.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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