He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she was so not down for the gang bang
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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