If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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