So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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