i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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