Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
