You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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