How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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