Christians are straight up FREAKS
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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