Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
