O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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