i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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