just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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