If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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