I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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