Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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