No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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