Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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