Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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