Ambien. No doubt about it.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
