do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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