There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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