there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I pour the whiskey from now on
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