It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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