Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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