It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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